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Cock's Eye View

by Test Tube Jesus

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1.
ClimbingUpTheTrees how am i supposed to live how am i supposed to live without you a circle 360 even squared up commune with me we can drink from the same cup i want the part of you inside nobodies ever touch i wanna stabilize you're life i wanna be your crutch your eyes take the stage from the stars its an instinct pink distinct as a sea full of ships sink the world is heavy baby let me put yours on my shoulder you're still young but you know your gonna be getting older when i think of you i forget to breathe when i think of you i find I'm down on my knees again a rose amongst the weeds one kiss from your blood red lips will bring on the disease again her fools golds a tease she left me devolved and primitive ill be climbing up the trees again the razor blade, the choke hold the camel clutch, too many moves, I'm tapped out, I'm loosing touch i take it out on the wrong ones, the undeserving creeping out alone, dumb, drunk and kinda perving dark shades, hiding all the pain staring at the open skin I've got no shame left I've got the nerve to start again drink it down for confidence cry it out, fight and yell, I've had enough but wanting more when i think of you i forget to breathe when i think of you i find I'm down on my knees again a rose amongst the weeds one kiss from your blood red lips will bring on the disease again her fools golds a tease she left me devolved and primitive ill be climbing up the trees again throw it all into the bin I've got the will to start again ill die alone with out the fear drink the day loose the year they say theres a holy ghost out to save who he needs most talk me down from the ledge … i don't believe in all your rules the world is full of simple fools break the woman build the man cut the legs to take a stand i told you once i told you twice the world around aint always right bitch left me hang in' at the bridge cross in' I'm gonna throw these roses in your coffin
2.
Too Fragile Too Know thank yourself mother fucker as you selflessly protect me from my self you could do better but you don't of course you could but you won't your a pro you don't need to get paid your a playa you don't need to get laid look at these assholes in sandal socks looking like their assholes can handle cocks so melt down the rocks bitch i need that shit inside my veins yo devil wake the fuck up its time to take the reins I'm the beast I get feral when i loose control invisible to the piggy pig on patrol but did you know you spell rock god t t j take ya ball the fuck home if ya can't play grow your hair long, tattoo yourself and backflip off your drum stool did i offend your honour san? then quit acting like a bitch ass dumb fool I'm too fragile to know but you know, you know thank yourself mother fucker as you selflessly protect me from my self you could do better but you don't of course you could but you won't this is the north for you motherfuckers in the south whats spanish for, put my dick in your mouth? i can't say gay they're gonna call me a homophobe while everyday they fear the impending anal probe don't let it hit you in the eye when you say goodbye finger in the pie, teen lullaby wake up its a dream … but why the window steam? don't kill yourself if you're gonna die anyway jerk off your wealth till it blows like a warm spray inject the booze, get your keys and take a cruise bitch I'm the one in fucking charge you assert yourself, but I'm too large i draw eyes like a freak when I'm walking down the street to my own beat you say you play the drums and that you like them young and thin but you're thinking bout your little dick and things to stick it in … she plays violin I'm too fragile to know but you know, you know shhhhh hush keep it secret
3.
You're Great Apes listen up … sit down and smoke some grass roll passed go but theres no 200 fucking dollars legit … this is it … the armies we amassed moving passed another system crash this shit … this shit don't grow this shit don't go when what do you know? some like to fuck fast i take it slow the system crashed these people don't know these people don't know the system crashed … the people don't know this beat don't last the system crashed these people don't know these people don't know the world is trashed … the people don't know this peace don't last don't fear to loose your little head now theres tears for every crying shame deep breath and every bodies dead now theres tears for every kinda pain times up … house party crashed … people don't know this beat don't last just do the math … were so plugged in but the connections slow so uploads crash trash computer trash chafing rash withdrawing all my cash piled in fat green stacks gotta hide my stash hot knifing hash bashing till you crash till your face down in the toiled flushed trash cocks eye view a back stage pass , plane crash in the ass … fuck 'em and fuck 'em fast … test passed sound wave motion blast computer trashed system down upload crash drunk smashed these people don't know these people don't know the system crashed … the people don't know this beat don't last the system crashed these people don't know these people don't know the world is trashed … the people don't know this peace don't last don't fear to loose your little head now theres tears for every crying shame deep breath and every bodies dead now theres tears for every kinda pain don't fear to loose your little head now theres tears for every crying shame deep breath and every bodies dead now theres tears for every kinda pain you're great apes and you all wanna delegate build it faster build it faster anything to praise your god serve the master serve the master like a systematic system crasher you're great apes and you all wanna delegate stroke it faster stroke it faster anything to blow your wad drink it up drink it up suck … drink it up and keep it coming suck it up … drink gotta get it while the getting's good we all have a body and thats ok
4.
Foreign Light MCMN it's time to face the source of your disgrace your own face in the mirror You like to play young but you lost a step acting like you're cool but you're no Johnny Depp Ain't no rapper gonna wrap my song don't string me on just mow my lawn You fly coach where they water down the bourbon and every brown fucker has a bomb under his turban Cover up your face decorate your feet tell me what it takes to get beneath the sheets In the heat the black attracts the sun but i'm like the earth I am insatiable I am never done This is the music and I'm always gonna make it if you don't like it well then bitch you better fake it I ain't trying to rap for no assholes I ain't trying to rap for no assholes I've been displaced I lost my home a dull blade without a stone I've got the confidence I paid the cost I'll get to heaven like the end of lost first spark this joint while I spark another we've got different skin but you can call me brother assholes in arms through the dire straits two prison guards at the pearly gates I ain't trying to rap for no assholes If you're thinking is he talking about me I am talking about you Pucker that shit up tight I'm probing the seas … searching for foreign light Overcome by tame a motion and stripped of all my fight Drifting through the quiet ocean heartbroken looking for foreign light heartbroken looking for foreign light Another virgin gonna give it up but it won't buy love it's never enough gotta leave the house to find a home but you were never there and I was never shown even today I've gotten nothing but objection internal scars that come from all of the rejection no protection when we fuck and when we talk it's like a war in reverse it's like awe and shock this is the theme to the pelvic thrust I'm Captain Kirk phasers set to lust you want the holy grail you've got to choose wisely blondes and brunett's lineup to tide me over like an appetizer before the main course just keep them coming I'm strong with the force the force of will the force of cock the force of rap the force of rock Overcome by tame a motion and stripped of all my fight Drifting through the quiet ocean heartbroken looking for foreign light heartbroken looking for foreign light like a bachelorette welcome to my fantasy suite 3 pussycats now it's time to compete show your claws you've gotta scratch for my love get in line I won't say there's no need to shove all the assholes turn my shit off for virgin radio like pigs to the trough but since you're still listening four minutes in I guess you're not one of the assholes in question I ain't trying to rap for no assholes this ones for you cause I ain't trying to rap …. for no assholes
5.
Chill 06:55
CHILL you're so cool through force of will its giving me a chill you're so cool you freeze the ice when you've got that outfit on girl ya always keep your body tight with a smile and an extra cigarette to light ya picking up on all the social cues all the words to use the outfits to choose … sipping lazy booze i accuse everyone of falling in lust for the very first time now even the blind find sight cause you're the sun rise at night you're so cool through force of will its giving me a chill you're so cool you freeze the ice you grow your frozen garden but i bring the heat i beg a million pardons on infinite repeat i don't think twice I'm gonna ice you from my train of thought i love you not i love you not take back what you brought cause heavy metals don't convey the pain a tattoo of her name on the centre my brain like a tick i had to pry it out to my benefit to separate beyond all doubt she's a pyro with a pyrotechnic we had a good thing but she wrecked it so now i swept up the last remaining fragments of my love … cause when push comes to shove she wasn't up for faking it she wasn't up for taking it stick and move punch stick and move shake 'n baken it shit i remember all the things ya did ta me making me the kinda man id wanna be wasn't meant ta be my soul inside just isn't pure i suffer this fatality without a cure and though this disaster got me down theres no mistaking something deep inside was always saying music needs making dropping rhymes its like a curse the einstein of the verse you grow your frozen garden but i bring the heat i beg a million pardons on infinite repeat ya god musta sent me down here as your sign so listen up mother fuckers all cuz nows the time i line em up to suck me off the one and only playa boss when i rap ya hear the millions fold i say dance you do as ya told i got a clip for your pile of ones ya little sound clips are never done but you're so cool through force of will its giving me a chill you're so cool you freeze the ice when you've got that outfit on now I'm crying trying' to hurt her lyrically the maths metric she counts empirically nothing left from what occurred no memory or written word work at it for years but something always fucking stops ya meanwhile ill write another fucking opera ya cut and paste record the hundred millionth fucking take hoping for the genius that i masturbate you grow your frozen garden but i bring the heat i beg a million pardons on infinite repeat you grow your frozen garden but i bring the heat i beg a million pardons on infinite repeat you grow your frozen garden but i bring the heat i beg a million pardons on infinite repeat
6.
Dictating The Flow Through Subtle Suggestion will all the fine ladies please stand up meshed up flesh pressed up against me while the MC's rhyme in the DJ's cut we're moving like sex to the sound y'all need to appease us y'all need to please us come on girl you know I got to know what's under that gown there's no more teases it's Test Tube Jesus the saviour to the beat and now its time to get down ill learn rise above it but heres the deal just come at me honest my friend just come at me real i learn to love it ill hurt and ill heal ill tell you shove it up your ass ill break the wheel and brother you know that's love not some falsehood from above setting you to a task before you were born or could even ask and if you could dictate the flow through subtle suggestion go drop the mic not the mask the one thing I ask impossible to pay my debt am I a mannequin a marionette a mouse spinning at the wheel a wounded soldier that will never heal committed for believing that the world is real that all the winners lie and steal don't you owe interest on your rent to the elite 1% and like the oceans surround the land i will remember my promises to you but I'm just a man and when time … and when time does nothing to heal a white boy rapping in the garden beg your pardon this song is trance post punk romance romancer pop falling bullet cancer the hens like the squawk bock bock suck my cock, everything you said the crock like something I'd squirt into my sock the genius starts with me don't you see every mother fucker wants to be free to be their own Rembrandt for their name the crowd chants y'all need to appease us y'all need to please us come on girl you know I got to know what's under that gown there's no more teases it's Test Tube Jesus been making that sound its home
7.
The First To Feed take a look at all the splendour your brains in the blender reality won't render return to sender haters gonna hate like a mother fuck so sad he don't know his music sucks and you're the connoisseur of what sucks case in point your mouth my nuts last night when you swallowed just like you were told like a hooker sold your legs unfold round the back of your head shooting assholes dead blue and red Crips and Bloods been locked in engaging in a war in Stockton they've got their gun in my face dropping barrels like Donkey Kong pistol smoking like a bong need to beat this one sick need a seat here's my dick bitch best remember this song when things go wrong I'm white with cherub wings sure is bleep like shiny things i'll be the first to feed  Looking at the young skin feeling we can still win let's take a hit and get higher and higher till we can see all around our old skin all around our has-beens let's take a break were riding and styling we're so free who will it be? the first to feed The blacksmith the addict locked up in the attic my creative output is anything but sporadic I forgotten more songs than you'll ever write I'm the lightning strike bitch go get your kite smoke a joint and smoke a cigg laid off winters in Grande Digue ketchup in your Kraft Dinner watching Jerry Springer puff a ringer … puff puff Blue Nuit on a Friday night only dreaming of the girl the ocean pearl your chocolate perm curl bangs I'm on hold it's your other line which of your asshole boyfriends is it this time did he knock you out or did he knock you up? here he comes with his baseball bat you better duck what a prince he only smashed your car it's not the worst thing he's done so far Looking at the young skin feeling we can still win let's take a hit and get higher and higher till we can see all around our old skin all around our has-beens let's take a break were riding and styling we're so free who will it be? the first to feed like Anakin corrupted by the forces your corrupted by abortions and divorces dial toned friend zoned hormones are manic you want to cause a drama you want to cause a panic you should've picked me when I asked it now you can go to hell in your little hand basket I'm alpha male I'm gonna get what I need all the money all the pussy all the money all the pussy sit back I'm the first feed all the money all the pussy all the money all the pussy
8.
Reputable 04:27
Reputable that shit has porn … whip out your dick that shit has porn … whip out your dick that shit has porn … whip out your dick that shit has porn … whip out your dick another band disbanded coming home empty-handed been branded no comp for the loss you've got no voice you're a bird without a song to sing to holding on to all you know is wrong we can play in the dark take off all your clothes tell me all your secrets nobody knows been thinking back to the east hood some of them times were bad but some were good but sonically I'm so advanced dancing a dangerous dance reduce your enemies down to one to Athena sucking on the severed tongue in heat and ready to mate in heat and ready to mate I'm a perfectly reputable person to hate I'm a perfectly reputable person to hate she'll bring the population down to one she's a loaded gun and I'm here to submit to the spanish spider tourniquet if there's a lesson here I haven't quite learned it yet I'm the boss I shit nuclear fission i'm going to start my triple helix religion i'll take your word you're all amateur pros but where is your masterpiece nobody knows a ninja politician for your personal bias but i smell ya from a mile steaming pile of pious shit from my ass on ... the grass of your lawn at the crack of dawn starts to sprout the flowers sunday mass amassing powers as god devours brains of the children whole till they're knocking down towers or grinding on the pole in the morning hours … this is the existence in heat and ready to mate in heat and ready to mate I'm a perfectly reputable person to hate I'm a perfectly reputable person to hate what would you say is it gay to pray to two cock crosses i dunno ask the priests of pedophile the lords mob bosses got a celibate tick patron saint of the dick and now you're sick from all the smoke you smoke and that itch is from the ho's you know everything else you can just blame me except for your religion and your STD
9.
Tidal Fire 02:51
Tidal Fire i think if theres a god well then god shits assholes vassals circle jerking in their cock shaped castles them bitches might be white but all their assholes are brown brown like the liquor flowing moving to the sounds of t to the t … 2 titties come before the j test tube jesus mother fucker whatchu gonna say rolling up a blunt make it three i got a lot of tracks you're a cactus full of prickly pricks of course your grooves are whack so sit the fuck back this isn't taco bell thats extra gringo cream if you couldn't tell now you're sucking on my smoked meat contemplating your defeat you shoulda had some faith in science a tidal wave of flame now this mother fuckers getting hot I'm accustomed to the heat you mother fuckers not I've been the bad guy, the devil once or twice before I've never been a gangster but my rhymes are still tight i can't use the n word my skin is too white i've never had a gun but i smoke a lot of dope i've never had to run but i lost a lot of hope 2 devils on my shoulders whisper fuck it to the masses fuck them in their asses … sticky hydroponic grasses biologically he'll put a ho before a brother but once he has a ho he's always gonna want another don't need no lie don't need no scam don't need your help don't need your hand just my middle finger … understand? fuck you whatcha gonna do? tidal fire … burn burn burn
10.
Box Of Bone 03:57
box of bone gratified by self reflective undertones and inconsequential consequence an introspective box of bone yo baby this party is bullshit what u say u and me get on out of here we can get in the front seat of my car and cruise we can get in the back seat of my car and cruise Listen girl this relationship is headed for collision I'm off to war it's my final decision  the social divisions all too much to take  Their smiles fake, their smiles are fake Tempting the fate, wait ... when everything's of god design y'all need to sign prime numbers do fine show me the path the fractal math you'll be swallowing the information load you're grinding on my lap in my Subaru your pussy's on tap it's a witches brew it's time for some fun sweaty CK1 on your skin and when I'm done every 30 seconds start again and every 30 seconds start again poke me in my third eye I won't die headed off to war I'm an asshole on the rampage on the same page with my own rage another white Islamophobe asks what's under your robe? an ass only god could probe ... here's an image to associate the sound oh no … the cross of Jesus Christ turned upside down! listen to me or I'll break the device ... is that really your band name? you've got one choice you've got one voice express yourself in caps lock exclamation love the colour of your skin unless you're white keep that racist shit to yourself zip your lips tight a seizure triggered by the strobe an infestation of the globe war … he left a good boy and he came back as a box of bone

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After another long hiatus, TTJ returns with a new offering. A collaboration of 2 original members, Matt North and Toby Geist, Cock's Eyes View, as with all Test Tube Jesus is a total reinvention from anything in the past, for the first time, taking influences heavily from Hip Hop, Dub Step, and Rap, in conjunction with undeniable roots in Alt-Rock. Composer/Lyricist Matt North explores new frontiers of his vocal flow, sophisticatedly meta lyricism, raw and unapologetically offensive to those who would be offended. Toby Geist adds his hallmarks to the record, eerily landscaping the tone and flow with washing synths and memorable phrases. Long time TTJ friend and collaborator Rizwan makes a massive impact as the chief guitarist, and brings an amazing technical instrumental prowess to the music, possibly matched only by guest bassist Andy Dee who adds his wizardry on the albums central tracks Chill, and Dictating The Flow...
Self recorded in the DIY age, Cock's Eye View is not safe for work. Taking a warm crap on the main stream polish of modern music, and wiping with the unoriginal genre whore drivel of lazy musicians stuck in the past. Its a beautifully ugly self reflection, world projection. A delicious, decadent, disgusting bite of truth. Happily talking out of turn!

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released December 16, 2016

Matt North - Programming/Vocals/Bass/Guitar/Keys/Production
Toby Geist - Piano/Keys/Synth/Rhodes
Rizwan - Guitar/Synth (Tracks 1,2, 4, 5, 6, 10)
Andy Dee - Bass (Tracks 5-6)

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