1. |
Climbing Up The Tree's
03:26
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ClimbingUpTheTrees
how am i supposed to live
how am i supposed to live without you
a circle 360 even squared up
commune with me we can drink from the same cup
i want the part of you inside nobodies ever touch
i wanna stabilize you're life i wanna be your crutch
your eyes take the stage from the stars its an instinct
pink distinct as a sea full of ships sink
the world is heavy baby let me put yours on my shoulder
you're still young but you know your gonna be getting older
when i think of you i forget to breathe
when i think of you i find I'm down on my knees again
a rose amongst the weeds
one kiss from your blood red lips will bring on the disease again
her fools golds a tease
she left me devolved and primitive
ill be climbing up the trees again
the razor blade, the choke hold the camel clutch,
too many moves, I'm tapped out, I'm loosing touch
i take it out on the wrong ones, the undeserving
creeping out alone, dumb, drunk and kinda perving
dark shades, hiding all the pain
staring at the open skin I've got no shame left
I've got the nerve to start again
drink it down for confidence
cry it out, fight and yell, I've had enough but wanting more
when i think of you i forget to breathe
when i think of you i find I'm down on my knees again
a rose amongst the weeds
one kiss from your blood red lips will bring on the disease again
her fools golds a tease
she left me devolved and primitive
ill be climbing up the trees again
throw it all into the bin
I've got the will to start again
ill die alone with out the fear
drink the day loose the year
they say theres a holy ghost
out to save who he needs most
talk me down from the ledge …
i don't believe in all your rules
the world is full of simple fools
break the woman build the man
cut the legs to take a stand
i told you once i told you twice
the world around aint always right
bitch left me hang in' at the bridge cross in'
I'm gonna throw these roses in your coffin
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2. |
Too Fragile To Know
02:56
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Too Fragile Too Know
thank yourself mother fucker
as you selflessly protect me from my self
you could do better but you don't
of course you could but you won't
your a pro you don't need to get paid
your a playa you don't need to get laid
look at these assholes in sandal socks
looking like their assholes can handle cocks
so melt down the rocks bitch i need that shit inside my veins
yo devil wake the fuck up its time to take the reins
I'm the beast I get feral when i loose control
invisible to the piggy pig on patrol
but did you know you spell rock god t t j
take ya ball the fuck home if ya can't play
grow your hair long, tattoo yourself and backflip off your drum stool
did i offend your honour san? then quit acting like a bitch ass dumb fool
I'm too fragile to know
but you know, you know
thank yourself mother fucker
as you selflessly protect me from my self
you could do better but you don't
of course you could but you won't
this is the north for you motherfuckers in the south
whats spanish for, put my dick in your mouth?
i can't say gay they're gonna call me a homophobe
while everyday they fear the impending anal probe
don't let it hit you in the eye when you say goodbye
finger in the pie, teen lullaby
wake up its a dream … but why the window steam?
don't kill yourself if you're gonna die anyway
jerk off your wealth till it blows like a warm spray
inject the booze, get your keys and take a cruise
bitch I'm the one in fucking charge
you assert yourself, but I'm too large
i draw eyes like a freak when I'm walking down the street
to my own beat
you say you play the drums and that you like them young and thin
but you're thinking bout your little dick and things to stick it in … she plays violin
I'm too fragile to know
but you know, you know
shhhhh hush keep it secret
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3. |
You're Great Apes
04:29
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You're Great Apes
listen up … sit down and smoke some grass
roll passed go but theres no 200 fucking dollars
legit … this is it … the armies we amassed moving passed another system crash
this shit … this shit don't grow this shit don't go
when what do you know?
some like to fuck fast i take it slow
the system crashed
these people don't know these people don't know
the system crashed … the people don't know this beat don't last
the system crashed
these people don't know these people don't know
the world is trashed … the people don't know this peace don't last
don't fear to loose your little head now
theres tears for every crying shame
deep breath and every bodies dead now
theres tears for every kinda pain
times up … house party crashed … people don't know this beat don't last
just do the math … were so plugged in
but the connections slow so uploads crash
trash computer trash chafing rash
withdrawing all my cash
piled in fat green stacks
gotta hide my stash hot knifing hash
bashing till you crash
till your face down in the toiled flushed trash
cocks eye view a back stage pass ,
plane crash in the ass …
fuck 'em and fuck 'em fast … test passed
sound wave motion blast
computer trashed system down upload crash
drunk smashed
these people don't know these people don't know
the system crashed … the people don't know this beat don't last
the system crashed
these people don't know these people don't know
the world is trashed … the people don't know this peace don't last
don't fear to loose your little head now
theres tears for every crying shame
deep breath and every bodies dead now
theres tears for every kinda pain
don't fear to loose your little head now
theres tears for every crying shame
deep breath and every bodies dead now
theres tears for every kinda pain
you're great apes and you all wanna delegate
build it faster build it faster
anything to praise your god
serve the master serve the master
like a systematic system crasher
you're great apes and you all wanna delegate
stroke it faster stroke it faster
anything to blow your wad
drink it up drink it up
suck … drink it up and keep it coming
suck it up … drink
gotta get it while the getting's good
we all have a body and thats ok
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4. |
Foreign Light
04:37
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Foreign Light
MCMN it's time to face
the source of your disgrace your own face in the mirror
You like to play young but you lost a step
acting like you're cool but you're no Johnny Depp
Ain't no rapper gonna wrap my song
don't string me on just mow my lawn
You fly coach where they water down the bourbon
and every brown fucker has a bomb under his turban
Cover up your face decorate your feet
tell me what it takes to get beneath the sheets
In the heat the black attracts the sun
but i'm like the earth I am insatiable I am never done
This is the music and I'm always gonna make
it if you don't like it well then bitch you better fake it
I ain't trying to rap for no assholes
I ain't trying to rap for no assholes
I've been displaced I lost my home
a dull blade without a stone
I've got the confidence I paid the cost
I'll get to heaven like the end of lost
first spark this joint while I spark another
we've got different skin but you can call me brother
assholes in arms through the dire straits
two prison guards at the pearly gates
I ain't trying to rap for no assholes
If you're thinking is he talking about me I am talking about you
Pucker that shit up tight
I'm probing the seas … searching for foreign light
Overcome by tame a motion
and stripped of all my fight
Drifting through the quiet ocean
heartbroken looking for foreign light
heartbroken looking for foreign light
Another virgin gonna give it up
but it won't buy love it's never enough
gotta leave the house to find a home
but you were never there and I was never shown
even today I've gotten nothing but objection
internal scars that come from all of the rejection
no protection when we fuck and when we talk
it's like a war in reverse it's like awe and shock
this is the theme to the pelvic thrust
I'm Captain Kirk phasers set to lust
you want the holy grail you've got to choose wisely
blondes and brunett's lineup to tide me
over like an appetizer before the main course
just keep them coming I'm strong with the force
the force of will the force of cock
the force of rap the force of rock
Overcome by tame a motion
and stripped of all my fight
Drifting through the quiet ocean
heartbroken looking for foreign light
heartbroken looking for foreign light
like a bachelorette welcome to my fantasy suite
3 pussycats now it's time to compete
show your claws you've gotta scratch for my love
get in line I won't say there's no need to shove
all the assholes turn my shit off
for virgin radio like pigs to the trough
but since you're still listening four minutes in
I guess you're not one of the assholes in question
I ain't trying to rap for no assholes
this ones for you cause
I ain't trying to rap …. for no assholes
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5. |
Chill
06:55
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CHILL
you're so cool through force of will
its giving me a chill
you're so cool you freeze the ice
when you've got that outfit on
girl ya always keep your body tight
with a smile and an extra cigarette to light
ya picking up on all the social cues all the words to use
the outfits to choose … sipping lazy booze
i accuse everyone of falling in lust for the very first time
now even the blind find sight cause you're the sun rise at night
you're so cool through force of will
its giving me a chill
you're so cool you freeze the ice
you grow your frozen garden
but i bring the heat
i beg a million pardons
on infinite repeat
i don't think twice I'm gonna ice you from my train of thought
i love you not i love you not take back what you brought
cause heavy metals don't convey the pain
a tattoo of her name on the centre my brain
like a tick i had to pry it out
to my benefit to separate beyond all doubt
she's a pyro with a pyrotechnic
we had a good thing but she wrecked it
so now i swept up the last remaining fragments of
my love … cause when push comes to shove
she wasn't up for faking it she wasn't up for taking it
stick and move punch stick and move shake 'n baken it
shit i remember all the things ya did ta me
making me the kinda man id wanna be
wasn't meant ta be my soul inside just isn't pure
i suffer this fatality without a cure
and though this disaster got me down theres no mistaking
something deep inside was always saying music needs making
dropping rhymes its like a curse
the einstein of the verse
you grow your frozen garden
but i bring the heat
i beg a million pardons
on infinite repeat
ya god musta sent me down here as your sign
so listen up mother fuckers all cuz nows the time
i line em up to suck me off
the one and only playa boss
when i rap ya hear the millions fold
i say dance you do as ya told
i got a clip for your pile of ones
ya little sound clips are never done but
you're so cool through force of will
its giving me a chill
you're so cool you freeze the ice
when you've got that outfit on
now I'm crying trying' to hurt her lyrically
the maths metric she counts empirically
nothing left from what occurred
no memory or written word
work at it for years but something always fucking stops ya
meanwhile ill write another fucking opera
ya cut and paste record the hundred millionth fucking take
hoping for the genius that i masturbate
you grow your frozen garden
but i bring the heat
i beg a million pardons
on infinite repeat
you grow your frozen garden
but i bring the heat
i beg a million pardons
on infinite repeat
you grow your frozen garden
but i bring the heat
i beg a million pardons
on infinite repeat
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6. |
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Dictating The Flow Through Subtle Suggestion
will all the fine ladies please stand up
meshed up flesh pressed up against me
while the MC's rhyme in the DJ's cut
we're moving like sex to the sound
y'all need to appease us
y'all need to please us
come on girl you know I got to know
what's under that gown
there's no more teases
it's Test Tube Jesus the saviour to the beat
and now its time to get down
ill learn rise above it
but heres the deal
just come at me honest
my friend
just come at me real
i learn to love it
ill hurt and ill heal
ill tell you shove it up your ass
ill break the wheel
and brother you know that's love
not some falsehood from above
setting you to a task
before you were born or could even ask
and if you could dictate the flow through subtle suggestion
go drop the mic not the mask
the one thing I ask
impossible to pay my debt
am I a mannequin a marionette
a mouse spinning at the wheel
a wounded soldier that will never heal
committed for believing that the world is real
that all the winners lie and steal
don't you owe interest on your rent
to the elite 1%
and like the oceans
surround the land
i will remember my promises
to you
but I'm just a man
and when time … and when time
does nothing to heal
a white boy rapping in the garden
beg your pardon this song is trance
post punk romance romancer
pop falling bullet cancer
the hens like the squawk bock bock
suck my cock, everything you said the crock
like something I'd squirt into my sock
the genius starts with me don't you see
every mother fucker wants to be free
to be their own Rembrandt
for their name the crowd chants
y'all need to appease us
y'all need to please us
come on girl you know I got to know
what's under that gown
there's no more teases
it's Test Tube Jesus
been making that sound
its home
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7. |
The First To Feed
04:53
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The First To Feed
take a look at all the splendour
your brains in the blender
reality won't render return to sender
haters gonna hate like a mother fuck
so sad he don't know his music sucks
and you're the connoisseur of what sucks
case in point your mouth my nuts
last night when you swallowed just like you were told
like a hooker sold your legs unfold
round the back of your head shooting assholes dead
blue and red Crips and Bloods been locked in
engaging in a war in Stockton
they've got their gun in my face
dropping barrels like Donkey Kong
pistol smoking like a bong
need to beat this one sick
need a seat here's my dick
bitch best remember this song when things go wrong
I'm white with cherub wings
sure is bleep like shiny things
i'll be the first to feed
Looking at the young skin
feeling we can still win
let's take a hit and get higher and higher
till we can see all around our old skin
all around our has-beens
let's take a break were riding and styling
we're so free
who will it be?
the first to feed
The blacksmith the addict locked up in the attic
my creative output is anything but sporadic
I forgotten more songs than you'll ever write
I'm the lightning strike bitch go get your kite
smoke a joint and smoke a cigg
laid off winters in Grande Digue
ketchup in your Kraft Dinner watching Jerry Springer
puff a ringer … puff puff
Blue Nuit on a Friday night
only dreaming of the girl the ocean pearl
your chocolate perm curl bangs
I'm on hold it's your other line
which of your asshole boyfriends is it this time
did he knock you out or did he knock you up?
here he comes with his baseball bat you better duck
what a prince he only smashed your car
it's not the worst thing he's done so far
Looking at the young skin
feeling we can still win
let's take a hit and get higher and higher
till we can see all around our old skin
all around our has-beens
let's take a break were riding and styling
we're so free
who will it be?
the first to feed
like Anakin corrupted by the forces
your corrupted by abortions and divorces
dial toned friend zoned hormones are manic
you want to cause a drama you want to cause a panic
you should've picked me when I asked it
now you can go to hell in your little hand basket
I'm alpha male I'm gonna get what I need
all the money all the pussy all the money all the pussy
sit back I'm the first feed
all the money all the pussy all the money all the pussy
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8. |
Reputable
04:27
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Reputable
that shit has porn … whip out your dick
that shit has porn … whip out your dick
that shit has porn … whip out your dick
that shit has porn … whip out your dick
another band disbanded coming home
empty-handed been branded
no comp for the loss
you've got no voice you're a bird without a song
to sing to holding on to all you know is wrong
we can play in the dark take off all your clothes
tell me all your secrets nobody knows
been thinking back to the east hood
some of them times were bad but some were good
but sonically I'm so advanced dancing a dangerous dance
reduce your enemies down to one to Athena
sucking on the severed tongue
in heat and ready to mate in heat and ready to mate
I'm a perfectly reputable person to hate
I'm a perfectly reputable person to hate
she'll bring the population down to one
she's a loaded gun
and I'm here to submit to the spanish spider tourniquet
if there's a lesson here I haven't quite learned it yet
I'm the boss I shit nuclear fission
i'm going to start my triple helix religion
i'll take your word you're all amateur pros
but where is your masterpiece nobody knows
a ninja politician for your personal bias
but i smell ya from a mile steaming pile of pious
shit from my ass on ... the grass of your lawn
at the crack of dawn starts to sprout the flowers
sunday mass amassing powers as god devours
brains of the children whole till they're knocking down towers
or grinding on the pole in the morning hours …
this is the existence
in heat and ready to mate in heat and ready to mate
I'm a perfectly reputable person to hate
I'm a perfectly reputable person to hate
what would you say is it gay to pray to two cock crosses
i dunno ask the priests of pedophile the lords mob bosses
got a celibate tick patron saint of the dick
and now you're sick from all the smoke you smoke
and that itch is from the ho's you know
everything else you can just blame me
except for your religion and your STD
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9. |
Tidal Fire
02:51
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Tidal Fire
i think if theres a god well then god shits assholes
vassals circle jerking in their cock shaped castles
them bitches might be white but all their assholes are brown
brown like the liquor flowing moving to the sounds of
t to the t … 2 titties come before the j
test tube jesus mother fucker whatchu gonna say
rolling up a blunt make it three i got a lot of tracks
you're a cactus full of prickly pricks of course your grooves are whack
so sit the fuck back this isn't taco bell
thats extra gringo cream if you couldn't tell
now you're sucking on my smoked meat contemplating your defeat
you shoulda had some faith in science
a tidal wave of flame now this mother fuckers getting hot
I'm accustomed to the heat you mother fuckers not
I've been the bad guy, the devil once or twice before
I've never been a gangster but my rhymes are still tight
i can't use the n word my skin is too white
i've never had a gun but i smoke a lot of dope
i've never had to run but i lost a lot of hope
2 devils on my shoulders whisper fuck it to the masses
fuck them in their asses … sticky hydroponic grasses
biologically he'll put a ho before a brother
but once he has a ho he's always gonna want another
don't need no lie don't need no scam
don't need your help don't need your hand
just my middle finger … understand? fuck you
whatcha gonna do?
tidal fire … burn burn burn
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10. |
Box Of Bone
03:57
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box of bone
gratified
by self reflective undertones
and inconsequential consequence
an introspective box of bone
yo baby this party is bullshit what u say u and me get on out of here
we can get in the front seat of my car and cruise
we can get in the back seat of my car and cruise
Listen girl this relationship is headed for collision
I'm off to war it's my final decision
the social divisions all too much to take
Their smiles fake, their smiles are fake
Tempting the fate, wait ... when everything's of god design
y'all need to sign prime numbers do fine
show me the path the fractal math
you'll be swallowing the information load
you're grinding on my lap in my Subaru
your pussy's on tap it's a witches brew
it's time for some fun sweaty CK1 on your skin
and when I'm done every 30 seconds start again
and every 30 seconds start again
poke me in my third eye I won't die
headed off to war I'm an asshole on the rampage
on the same page with my own rage
another white Islamophobe asks what's under your robe?
an ass only god could probe ...
here's an image to associate the sound
oh no … the cross of Jesus Christ turned upside down!
listen to me or I'll break the device ...
is that really your band name?
you've got one choice
you've got one voice
express yourself in caps lock exclamation
love the colour of your skin
unless you're white
keep that racist shit to yourself
zip your lips tight
a seizure triggered by the strobe
an infestation of the globe
war …
he left a good boy and he came back as a box of bone
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